marky_2's super fun happy games place. :: Now with more one-liners!

I can has games? =^_____^=

These games are like... Whoa, like someone grabbed Commander Keen and slapped 500 pounds of Arnold Schwarzenegger on his ass.

All games located in here are free. NO INSTALLATION is required, just unzip and play. ALL games have BLOOD, GORE and my personal favourite; ULTRA-VIOLENCE! Oh yeah, and witty one liners.
(note: these are VOICE-ACTED)...

These games are best played with monitor switched: ON, except the DooM 3 clone.

Well, 'nuff talk; let's play.

ZombyDude's Revenge!! (2006):

You play as Zombydude. A dude with an attitude problem executed for a crime he didn't commit. As the only sane living dude on earth he must now prepare to blast his way through the depths of hell to put an end to this evil! This is a fullscreen action shooter, complete with original graphics, characters, sounds and music. This is a Daily Click GAME OF THE WEEK winner.

This game features:
*Four unique weapons (Pistol, Pump-action shotgun
and the others for you to find out),
*Several different enemies for you to defeat,
*Painstakingly hand-dithered graphics for you to enjoy,
*Several different terrains for you to explore, (help
Zombydude paint the town red... With blood!)
*Complete voice acting
*Lots of humor.

Click here to play the Flash version! (1.2mb)

Are you even reading these? I thought so.

The Terminator Game! (2006):

A sure contender for Internet game of the year!! Surely the best game on the site, this game features way more blood, violence, gore and humor than any other game ever before. A must download! The critics agree, The Terminator is a heart ripping, eye gouging masterpiece, so get downloading. The game itself has many, many improvements over every other game ever made. This game is full scroll adventure (That's good). The story is included in the game so get downloading.
Warning: contains nudity (revealing attire).

Click here to download! (2.2mb)

That's a nice tree. Blood flying around everywhere without gravity. Terminator Vs. Truck. Whoever wins, we lose.

The Terminator: Hunter Killer (2006):

This is a high-res action shooter with the player taking the role of the ultimate "Schwarzenegger" future Terminator! This game requires no installation. Just download, unzip and Terminate.

Click here to download! (2.56mb)

*insert witty caption here*, that most FIREFOX users won't read cuz firefox sux cuz u needa rightclick the image to read this unless I'm missing something. The Terminator really dislikes haircuts.

The Running Man 2: Killian's Revenge! (2005):

This game is crammed full of violence, humour and one-liners that you'll die! Seriously, the amount of one-liners in this game... Whoa, there's tons! This is updated version the better graphics and gameplay as well, so get downloading... The gameplay in this one is interesting and different. Move your ass and download now.

Click here to download! (4.17mb)

After completing the first two jumps, it'd be a real shame to mess this one up. I'll let my weapons answer that.

Terminator 4: Future War (2005):

Battle the resistance and reprogrammed terminators! This game contains heaps of blood, violence and one-liners. The story is included in the game, so get downloading!

Click here to download! (1.12mb)

HKs have infra-red. Hmm I'm outta funny stuff.

Total Recall 2: Richter's Revenge (2005)

The ultimate in fan-made games, Total Recall 2: Richter's Revenge boasts extreme action, humour and violence that amuse us all. The story is included in the game... So get downloading!

Click here to download (555kb)

Richter doesn't need Total Recall to remember to kick Quaid's ass. The sky is blue because in the end of Total Recall Quaid activates the alien generator that melts the core of Mars, which is ice, and releases oxygen and other stuff.

Zombies (2004):

This game was made by me several years ago at the cool age of 13 and was my first game ever *cries with pride*. Go ahead and download the game which was envisioned to be the "most gory game ever". Too bad its complementary project "I'm gonna rip your neck off" was never finished... or started. In this game, evilness is determined by the colour of your pants. So go ahead and download now...

Click here to download! (425kb)

I faked this screenshot. The zombie walks on the bottom of your monitor =P Evil-ness is determined by the colour of your pants.

Coming soon :

I usually keep my upcoming games secret, that way I can stop making them and no-one will be disappointed. Only MMF knows what's coming up :} *strokes MMF affectionately*, oh and this website, so come back often.